One Direction at a strip club...

• Harry: PUSSAYYYYYYY!!!
• Niall: Lol guizzzzze I ordered Nandos with this...
• Louis: You girls like carrots right?
• Zayn: None of you bitches are as sexy as me.
• Liam: Excuse me ladies, but could you put your clothes back on? What would your father say? Are you even old enough to be here? Boys, that's enough alcohol. 9pm? We better go. Harry, she's too old!